break it on the bar.

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Name: lay it bare.

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two words:

PRISON TATTOO

dear lisa b.

last night i had the most innocuous dream ever. i just dreamed that we were hanging out. nothing exciting happened at all (we ate gross greasy food and watched buffy).

then i had a dream that i told you about how i had a dream about us hanging out.

uhm

can we hang out soon?

love,
lindsay f.

thanks for last night.

it was much needed, even if i missed most of it. man you guys have bad timing.

bad dorchester gang.

i am actually only writing this message to inform you all that today my cat rubbed up against my legs and i said, "yes, paco's a good boy!" to him.

problem.

what the hell, man? where are you? why won't you answer your phone?

I HAVEN'T SEEN OR SPOKEN TO EITHER OF YOU FOR SEVENTEEN DAYS!

this is so not okay. i am so going to die, if something does not change quickly.

i'm a stalker. its fine.

love,
lindsay

i just bought all thirteen of my textbooks for the upcoming semester, for the grand total price of...

146.70

for a total savings of 192.60 over the IUPUI bookstore.

i rule.

people that i know:

myself and a guitarist are (halfheartedly and without much hope) in search of a bassist and a drummer and whatever to round out what could be a totally rockin' foursome.

so much as i enjoy doing eagles covers, we were really hoping to have a punk band - see what we can do.

interested? do i have any musically genius friends?

tell me!

shari made the best threat ever earlier tonight:
"i'll feed you government cheese!"

also, jenny and lisa, (not to spoil anything for you, but) four words:

sawyer, sex, so, hot.

[1] in case you missed the other seventeen messages i've left at various places online, please note that my cell phone suffered a tragic accident and had to be replaced, so i have NO PHONE NUMBERS.

please call me/give me your number.

[2] why?

1. Open a music player
2. Go to 'all music'/'library'.
3. Hit shuffle/repeat/randomise.
4. Find photos of the first 10 artists/bands that come up (no repeats and no cheating).
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are. (no cheating and looking at the source codes or anything.)
6. Paste this in your journal and do it too, so I can have fun guessing as well

( photos )

blah blah blah.

( just looked like fun )

also, i'm very very busy currently trying to teach myself to code entirely in css so i can utilize this beautiful new layout i've made. my newfound love of firefox has shown me that i need to be better with css, since firefox doesn't read my shoddy attempts at style.

give me about a week, and precariously dot net will be BEAUTIFUL.

4-24: YOU GUYS ALL SUCK.

just for the record, there's nothing in here from the movie we don't speak of. so don't think you're gonna be able to figure out what it is.

( 20 quotes from 20 movies, anyone got it? )

that was ridiculous and took forever. screw this stuff from now on (right).

(for the record, we've been watching the legend of earthsea miniseries)

lindsay: did he just make a pteradactyl noise when he kissed her?

luke: no, that was just the pteradactyl in the background.

and earlier than that, i referred to our lives as "our life."

i'm not sure that can be good.

okay if by any chance anyone was planning on coming to that party i was gonna have on saturday...don't.

there's no party.

but if you wanna come just hang out with me, thats awesome. call.

birthday party's been postponed to december 11th, thanks to our lack of contractors who actually show up when scheduled to work on your house which has four missing windows, and also an engagement of stalking that i just really can't give up (see precariously dot net for the real details).

also, the new soap in our downstairs bathroom smells like my 7th grade pineapple lipgloss and it freaks me out a lot.

i just overdrew my checking account approximately TWO HOURS before my paycheck gets deposited.

because a charge i made LAST SATURDAY came through today. a charge of three dollars and sixty five cents.

i'm going to get charged 30 dollars because i overdrew my account by about 98 cents. two hours before i get paid.

fuck you, bank one. and speedway. and panera. and everyone else.

i'm going to goddamn starve.

i got really drunk in lafayette with shari and boys and we watched the entire starwars trilogy. good times.

tonight shari and i hung out with my mom.

there's a lot of shari in my life these days.

i thought i met someone; but he didn't remember me the next morning. i am unconcerned.

do you know what time it is? i'm supposed to be writing a paper about the enlightenment, and all the craziness and the spyware on my computer meant i had to spend about an hour fixing it, cause i couldn't even get to oncourse.

i'm bad at things (and mad at things).

now, voltaire. he's enlightened.

sometimes (like right now) i want to burn the internet down.

is there no fucking end to all the shit that's been installed on my computer?

and additionally, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMOVE A PROGRAM BEFORE ITS FUCKING REMOVED?

i had a lot of fun with the 'why are you removing this program' comment boxes.

at least there's something.

just for the record.

being around funny people who are fun is WAY BETTER than never being around anyone, period.

also, did i mention that my super-crush (the psd) is 35 and the crush just isn't so super anymore?

yeah.

man, its nice to have friends.

official best saturday morning quote EVER:

'i'm only gay about clothes, facial products, and dick. about everything else, i'm like GIVE ME A LAWNMOWER.'

last night we dressed like hipsters and went out for martinis.

then we realized we'd paid nine dollars for two martinis.

so we went to the gay bar.

and went home for facials.

best night ever.

i hate maybes.

so many things going on right now and none of them are for certain yet, so i have to keep quiet, because talking them up before they've been confirmed only increases the likelihood that they won't really happen.

that happens to me a lot.

lets just say, things are going to be pretty exciting over the next few months.

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